Hello my "loyal" followers-of-none. How are the voids of your lives doing today? Today we shall review some of the most delicious foods known to man; strawberries and Kraft Dinner Alfredo. Begin!
Strawberries: Tart and then sweet. They have the same feeling as raspberries; delicious yet pure and healthy. So moist and juicy with a chewy yet crunchy texture, especially at the narrowest part of the strawberry. Your mouth subtly explodes with juice during each bite.
Kraft Dinner Alfredo: Mmmmm... That's just right with a side of perfection. Bam! Right in the kisser! So good. This dish is so creamy and flavourful; I can taste the garlic and oregano blending with other flavours. Cozy warm on my tongue. The noodles are slick with creamy sauce. I think I need to be alone with this dish for a while... ;)
Next time: We eat pirate skulls and bones, sticks and stones and weed and bombs! Honestly all I wanna do is *bang* *bang *bang* *bang* and *click* *Kaching!* and take your money.
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