May I just say right now, Steve Buscemi is the hottest actor ever. He's so dreamy. Ha, now I sound like someone from the 'fifties. He's so talented. I saw him in Fargo and then in Ghost World and I thought, "that is true range." His eyes, his blue, drooping eyelid eyes are so sad and expressive.
I scoured his wikipedia biography for signs of tragedy in his life, but, other than a violent bar fight, some jail time for protesting and Monsters University, his life seems quaint, pleasant and just a little bit boring. Sure, I should have probably looked on other websites for a more thorough biography, which I may do later, but maybe he just had a really decent life. Or... he rarely talks about his personal life or past other than schooling and being a firefighter, so no one knows about his life. I just know something tragic has happened to him, looking into his pleading, defeated eyes, his eyes that long for a sweet and loyal love. I know his heart has been broken and his mind torn to pieces at least once. OR..... his face is permanently made to look like he is pleading and defeated and longing and his eyes are the only facial features telling the story of his emotions, so he is stuck in one emotion. He probably doesn't always project those tragedy eyes, but it's as if he can just call up vivid memories of his past and use it for accuracy when he acts. Anyway, that is my next actor phase.
And the great thing about obsessing over Steve Buscemi, as opposed to previous actor obsessions (alright, confession time: Cary Elwes, Rick Moranis, Steve Carell, Michael J. Fox, Jack McBrayer, Rick Mercer, Alan Rickman, Johnny Depp. The biggest, most obsessive one was Jack McBrayer. There is something terrifying yet adorable and charming about him that I love.), is that unlike an actor like Jack McBrayer, Steve Buscemi actually consistently does quality movies that I am more likely to want to sit through. For example, 90% of Buscemi's movies, I plan to see and probably will, while I'll probably watch half of Jack McBrayer's roles because he's doing so much children's television and just shitty B-list movies that don't do well on Rotten Tomatoes. That's the reason I won't be watching Savannah. I guess I trust Rotten Tomatoes too much. They just are accurate so often, I rarely disagree. Their Brain Candy rating was unfair, I think, but other than that, they're quite accurate. He's on Conan, too, but I just can't sit through a talk show. I'd kill myself first. They're so vapid and superficial and urgh. I hate them. I think interviewing celebrities is so much better when you remove the visual and it's about thoughts and ideas instead of new looks, hairdos, useless products to promote, etc. So I prefer the reputable magazine interviews, radio interviews, etc. Time to eat the food.
Food In This Spread: Cinnamon Heart Candy, Palmer Caramel Valentine Chocolates, Oatmeal Crisp (Almond) Cereal, shot of Cointreau:
Oh, did I mention that the Cinnamon Hearts were 30 cents and the chocolates (which had filled the bowl earlier) were $1.50. Love it when candy goes on sale.
Lets' go...
Cereal: Tastes so nourishing. I'm just devouring it. It's just... sweet and delicious and oatmeally and crunchy.
Cinnamon Hearts: Mmmmmm.... Warm, sweet cinnamon. If anything tastes like Valentine's Day, it is this exact candy. I just mentally think of the taste of this candy when people say Valentine's Day. Ooohhh.... I've got heartburn and a burnt tongue, but it's so good. I'm not sucking them right now, I'm too impatient and I'm just chewing them. They're better that way anyway; they lose their flavour towards the end if you suck on them. My mouth is fiery hot. I think I'm done. No, 2 more. God, they taste exquisite. There's something almost buttery to their cinnamon-sugary flavour.
Chocolate: I swayed a bit at the first mouthful; tiredness or ecstasy? Mmmmm.... Somewhere in the middle of consuming these, there's some kind of pop in the flavour and it just hits you that this ranks around your top ten chocolate experiences. My thoughts are really hard to follow right now... All I know is they are saying "more chocolate! More chocolate! I did not get a decent review... or quantity of delicious chocolate." But there is none left. My family gobbled them up and so did I.
AL-KEY-HALL: (eg. alcohol) Time to get a bit buzzed. I'm sipping it because I can get more tipsy that way. Tastes a little bit fizzy. Is that possible? Weird. No, I'm imaging it. I just don't know if I like this flavour. It's not quite a perfect mockery of the taste of an orange and tastes almost like Flintstones vitamins. Yeah, I think I'll go for a beer next morning/afternoon. Geez... At least it has that alcohol taste to drown out the kids' vitamin taste a bit.
Ok, hopefully I can get 6 hours of sleep before work.
Next time! Better call Kenny Loggins because we're going to be eating... the DANGER ZONE.
