Listening to: MGMT
Hello there! It is I, the great stoned food guru. Today I bring you some delicious treats that I shall eat in front of you.
Pecans: Buttery and rich, but they still taste nuttier and healthier than most other things that I would describe as "buttery and rich." They have such an odd, bumpy texture, almost like they are dead grasshoppers or something.
Pecans and Peanut Butter Chocolate Hearts: Alright, I'll admit it. I came up with this idea high. Mmmm... Can't taste the peanut as much as the chocolate, and I'm doing half a chocolate with each pecan. Weird. I'll try again. No, I think the chocolate flavour is stronger than the pecans. I'll try two pecans with half a chocolate. Wow, still a bit more powerful. Okay, for a second I could taste them together and it tasted yummy. Hard to describe the taste when they are together; kind of like a familiar dessert, maybe chocolate almonds or peanut brittle. No, I can't place the exact taste, but it's a nice combo.
Betty Crocker Herb and Garlic Mashed Potatoes: This is herby and rich, so hearty as well. Really interesting flavours. There's a bit of a punch to the flavour. It's so smooth in texture, just slowly sliding down my throat. That was delicious. Licking the spoon. Glad I have a second pack of potato flakes in the box for another time. :)
That was a lovely noon-hour snack. Have a great afternoon, day walkers and I will see you again, tomorrow morning or afternoon, hopefully with some homemade sour bread and some yogurt dotted with chocolate.
Next time! We eat a pus- A pu- ...a cat. Yes, a cat. There is no synonym for that word other than feline, so that is what I shall be eating. A cat and/or feline.