Today I shall be reviewing this:
Havana Club rum: Bitter, rich aftertaste, tastes slightly sweet, warms up my throat as it goes down, it evens buzzes my nose with warmth as it goes down, not that good-tasting (I prefer Sambuca or Cinnamon Schnapps), tastes a bit like frogs as it goes down, I can't imagine trying to get drunk on a bottle of this, I think I'd gag; good thing it's just a small sample. Glad that's over. I really don't get why people like the appeal to the taste of hard liquor. Sure, it's faster than other drinks and therefore more convenient, but I think that sacrifices a lot in terms of taste. Some hard liquors are tasty, but most are abysmal. I'm sure many people will call me an idiot, but it's better to be honest about what you like and don't like. Don't pretend to like something if you don't understand the appeal.
I might have a snack with this. Let's take a looksie...
Toast with butter and strawberry jam: I can't comprehend eating with my left for some reason. I'll try. Ok. Better. Sugary, strawberry flavour, it sticks to my lips. When the butter and strawberry meet, it's like everything in the universe is good. Not the best bread, which can take away from the flavour. I love the evening. That was lovely. It's best on blueberry bagels, though.
Goodnight, stoners of the world!